Fantasy Fitness classes ONLINE!

INTERACTIVE online videochat classes for up to 9 students begin March 1, 2015! .Join us for our first series (March 1 - April 11) at a fraction of the cost.

INTRODUCTORY SPECIALS:
1 class/wk for 6 weeks = $25
2 class/wk for 6 weeks = $62
3 class/wk for 6 weeks = $93
4 class/wk for 6 weeks = $118
5 class/wk for 6 weeks = $137
6 class/wk for 6 weeks = $150
UNLIMITED monthly (up too 100 classes) = $75

GENIE Belly Bliss (6 classes per week):
Mon - 9am PDT / 12noon EDT & 4pm PDT / 7pm EDT
Tues - 9am PDT / 12noon EDT
Thurs - 9am PDT / 12noon EDT & 7pm PDT / 10pm EDT
Fri - 9am PDT / 12noon EDT

Class times listed in Pacific PDT zone

BOLLYWOOD Blast (6 classes per week):
Mon - 10am PDT / 1pm EDT & 7pm PDT / 10pm EDT
Tues - 10am PDT / 1pm EDT & 7pm PDT / 10pm EDT
Thurs - 10am PDT / 1pm EDT
Fri - 10am PDT / 1pm EDT

ISLAND Drums (6 classes per week):
Mon - 11am PDT / 2pm EDT
Tues - 11am PDT / 2pm EDT & 7pm PDT / 10pm EDT
Thurs - 11am PDT / 2pm EDT
Fri - 11am PDT / 2pm EDT & 4pm PDT / 7pm EDT

Introductory special (reduced fees) good for purchases made before March 1, 2015

GYPSY (2 classes per week):
Mon - 6pm PDT / 9pm EDT
Wed - 6pm PDT / 9pm EDT

CHARLESTON (2 classes per week):
Tues - 6pm PDT / 9pm EDT
Thurs - 6pm PDT / 9pm EDT

SOCIAL GRACES (1 class per week):
Fri - 6pm PDT / 9pm EDT
Learn how to move in day to day life & carry yourself with elegance and grace

CLASSIC STRIPTEASE... emphasis on tease (1 class per week)
Fri - 7pm PDT / 10pm EDT

WILD CARD - 1 class per week... be surprised!

GROUP 6 week session - Specials price

1 class per week $25.00 USD 2 classes per week $62.00 USD 3 classes per week $93.00 USD 4 classes per week $118.00 USD 5 classes per week $137.00 USD 6 classes per week $150.00 USD Unlimited MONTHLY classes $75.00 USD

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1-on-1, 6 week session - Specials price

1 class per week $38.00 USD 2 classes per week $93.00 USD 3 classes per week $140.00 USD 4 classes per week $177.00 USD 5 classes per week $206.00 USD 6 classes per week $225.00 USD

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If you wish to take a specific number of classes other than those included in our 'specials' price, simply email us at sirenschool@gmail.com to let us know what you have in mind
and we'll get you squared away!

Gypsy Jamboree Soiree Producers - first batch is certified fresh!

Congratulations to Bonnie Ramsburg and Sanndi Thompson — 
Siren Soirees first Gypsy Jamboree party presenters to complete 
training and certification!

Galentine's Day

What’s Galentine’s Day?

Originator Leslie Knope explains it this way:

"Oh, it’s only the best day of the year. Every February 13th my lady friends and I leave our husbands and ourr boyfriends at home and just kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies. It’s like Lilith Fair, minus the angst. Plus, frittatas!"

Whether or not you choose to make it a morning affair or girls night out, join us Feb 13 to celebrate love, siren sister style. Meet up with your local Siren School Salon, or if there's not one nearby, perhaps now's the time for you to start your own!

The Wonders & Blunders of Tea

$15 per participant

Sunday,  March 22 at 1pm - online via videochat

Demystifying this most civilized of pastimes. Learn the truth about:

• Afternoon tea
• High tea
• 'Pinkies'
• Tea terminology
• How to eat tea foods
• What to wear
• What to do and how to do it
• What not to do & why not

Cup of Mystery - TRIPLE PLAYER - 3-Part whodunit

Saturday, March 7, 2015 -  4pm PST / 7pm EST 

A dashing young playboy faces the women he's scorned in a case riddled with deception and betrayal. Find out if 3's a charm.. or a curse!


Note: This is a tangled 3-part Mystery that takes place in 3 acts, each covering 1 story

Join a slew of cyber-sleuths as you work through clues and employ your powers of deduction and reason to figure out whodunit, all from the comfort of your own armchair. 

BYO tea & treats to this mystery game played as an interactive videochat via Google+ Hangouts. Depending on the garrulousness of our detectives, this virtual event should last 1.5-2.5 hours.

"I love all of your mysteries and never miss one.  Each is better than the last." 
—M. Paul

$4.95 per player for 1 Part only
$8.95 per player for 2 Parts
$11.95 per player for all 3 Parts

Participation Options

1 Part only $4.95 USD 2 Parts $8.95 USD All 3 Parts $11.95 USD

Cup of Mystery - SCONE COLD DEAD

Saturday, February 7, 2015 - 4pm PST / 7pm EST 

A customer ends up dead and the tea room's kitchen takes the heat. Help them clear their name and keep their A rating with the health department.

Join a slew of cyber-sleuths as you work through clues and employ your powers of deduction and reason to figure out whodunit, all from the comfort of your own armchair.

BYO tea & treats to this mystery game played as an interactive videochat via Google+ Hangouts. Depending on the garrulousness of our detectives, this virtual event should last 1-1.5 hours. Availability is limited - 9 participants only.

"So deliciously entertaining, you're sure to feel guilty." 
—M. Gil

$5.95 per player

Hooray for Bollywood!

Our first BOLLYWOOD BASH Siren Soiree Producer has been certified.

Congratulations to Bonnie Ramsburg of Akron, OH!

Contact her to make your next bash a smash.

Start the new year off the way you want!

Waiting for a Siren School Salon to open in your area? Why wait? Start your own! Training is free for all enrolled students. Our next training session is Jan 31, conducted via videochat. Make your sireny dreams come true in 2015 by joining a supportive and caring sisterhood of quirky women just like you. Click here for training & event info.

Siren School Annual Student Enrollment
& participation in Plunder Rewards Program
$25