(below is our in-person event, available for hosting in any town)
And so, we would like to invite you to join us in Salome's Salon for our short & sassy, sensuous, sensual, Seduxtion Instruxtion. These are take-no-prisoners temptress classes.... not for the faint of heart, nor shy of flesh. They are pole-ar opposites of what one may encounter at a 'strip joint'. Here you will learn how to move elegantly, intoxicatingly, exotically and erotically.
Getaway includes an exploration of the psyche behind each theme, movement instruction, activities, optional craft, props, performance, refreshments and professional videography.(Price options and discounts listed at the bottom of the page.)
Extras listed in pale italics: additional meals, accommodations, spa treatments, professional makeup &/or hair styling and glamourous boudoir photo shoot, plus video of optional entertaining tease performance.
The Night Before (7-10pm): Should you get the chance to sneak out the back door and come into town early, we will enjoy a relaxed candlelit dinner onsite. The fare will be light to ensure we awake the next morning feeling lithe and lovely. Campy end of the evening entertainment includes watching the cheesiest showgirl movies available.
Session Pre-requisite: ability or willingness to feel fabulous in your own skin... Packing list: Practice & performance apparel including 7 veils, evening out attire & overnight items
Day #1 - In Private
one-on-one seductions
9am-3:30pm for basic session (elective evening activities end around 9pm)
- Barely there Breakfast (8-9am): For our overnight seductresses
- The Psychology of Pseduction (9-10am): We will break the ice of intimacy with a sort of Comedy of Eros, a light-hearted look at what really makes a man tick... as well as drool. Includes a mid-session 'not-before-I've-had-my-coffee' break
- Boudoir Basics (10-11am): How to move and groove. This feel-the-music segment is designed to get you in THE mood
- Lusty Lunch Break (11am-12:30pm): How to enjoy your mid-day meal and send your mate scrambling for the check... can you say nooner?
- The Siren Unveiled (12:30-2pm): Learn how to tie, and more importantly, remove those seven deadly veils. This is an interactive dance involving you and your lover, safely practiced here with one of your siren sisters as a stand-in... to the appropriate degree. Set to some of the most passionate classical music ever penned, this experience will get you anything you want... but please, no heads on platters... just your man's heart in your hands.
Always Get Your Man (2-3:30pm): Just like the Mounties, you will be assured of ensnaring the object of your manhunt. You will also learn a tantalizing musical number with which to entice your honey. This is not just a strip tease, it is a strip taunt, torment and nearly torture as you drive your man wild with captive desire. Let's just say, handcuffs are involved. Includes a mid-segment break to slake your unquenchable thirst- Afternoon Delight (3:30-6:00): Get crafty adding some pizzazz to your favorite lingerie, spoil yourself with a Kundalini Chakra Massage spa treatment, enjoy some relaxing personal time, or pluck, preen and primp in preparation of your boudoir photo shoot. Professional makeup & hair styling available from 4:30-6pm.
- Risque Reception & Photo Session (6-7:30pm): Pose for a Private Professional Photography Boudoir Shoot or just mingle as you enjoy some edible aphrodisiacs
A Sensory Feast (7:30-9pm): For those staying with us through the naughty night, we will indulge in one the most sensuous of all pleasures.... food -- Sushi off your tummy, honey dripping from your lips, whipped cream just about anywhere you like. From strawberries to chocolate, bananas to oysters, fondue to champagne, you will learn how to set the table, as well as the scene, for seduction.
Day #2 - In Public
entertaining the masses
Concerning Burlesque, comedienne Margaret Cho wrote: "After seeing my first burlesque show, I was obsessed with trying it myself. It wasn’t so much that I had such an exhibitionist streak in me—it was more that I was seeking to silence the constant drone of self hatred that ran on in my head. Even though I had talked a lot about the importance of self acceptance and self esteem in my work, I hadn’t found total peace with myself or my body. There was always something I wanted to fix or change, and my weight was always the focal point of my unhappiness. However, when I would see a dancer who was larger than I be beautiful and happy and perfect in the moment of her lovingly choreographed routine, wearing an outrageous costume, then taking it off—I felt a freedom within myself that was unparalleled. I saw that happiness didn’t have to be a smaller size: it was an attitude. I didn’t have to diet, I just had to put on pasties! What a revelation! I realized that feeling beautiful had power and political potential."
9am-3:30pm for basic session (optional breakfast served at 8am)
- Brazen Breakfast (8-9am): For our overnight temptresses
- Neo-Burlesque (9-10am): From Gypsy Rose Lee to Dita Von Teese, from pasties to stockings you will learn about the customs and costumes of this most a-peeling performance art. Includes a mid-morning coffee break
- The Daily Bump & Grind (10-11:30am): Learn to move like the pros and not only strut your stuff, but showcase it as well -- all you need is a few feathers, a little bit of lace, a touch of confidence and a whole lotta sass
Stripped-Down Lunch Break (11am-12:30pm): We researched a bit and found light healthy 'stripper food'.... really. We considered serving Cornish pasties, but they are too heavy! As we relax over lunch we will do a little costume embellishing... or rather embellish our little costumes- Your Biggest Fan (12:30-2pm): Learn the beautiful and ethereal art of fan dancing, as immortalized by the graceful Sally Rand
- Purrformance Practice (2-3:30pm): All right you sexy little minx, it's time to choose one of the art forms covered this weekend to make your own. Practice and perfect a veil or fan dance, one-on-one tease, or stage peel. You are sure to be the cat's meow. Includes a mid-segment refreshment break
- Downtime (3:30-6:00): Calm your pre-performance jitters with a Neck or Foot massage or confidence-ensuring, non-painful Sugar Hair Removal spa treatment, enjoy some relaxing personal time, perhaps with a luxurious moisturizing bath, or simply take some time to get dolled up for your performance. Professional makeup & hair styling available from 4:30-6pm.
- Show & Tell Reception & Photo Session (6-7pm): Pose for a Professional Photography Burlesque Shoot or just mingle as you nibble on a variety of tasty treats designed to keep you from chewing your nails as you wait for your Burlesque debut
- Intimate Dinner on the Town (7-9pm): For those staying with us till daylight, we will dine at an incredibly intimate fine dining eatery within walking distance of the beach, Cafe Gazelle. You'll love it! We may even take a quick barefoot stroll on the beach after dinner
- Tantric Touch tutorial (9-10pm): Learn the subtleties of performing a sensually healing and awakening massage on your partner
- Jacuzzi & skinny-dipping by the light of the moon (10pm)
The Morning After (8-11am)
- Last light Breakfast onsite (8-9am): For our overnight vixens
- Tantric & Rudra Yoga (9:30-10:45am): a yoga class taught by a trained murshida
- Heartfelt hugs & reluctant farewells (10:45-11am): Adieu dears.... for now... till your next siren experience ♥
Pricing Options:
- $105 - Just for Today - Single day of instruction. We'd be delighted to have you join us for our daily themed lunch - $20 inclusive
- $199.50 - Simply Classy - includes instruction as outlined above for a 2-day session. (total savings $10.50)
- $275.50 - Posh Nosh - includes the above plus onsite meals: 1 breakfast, 2 lunches, 2 appetizer receptions. (total savings $14.50)
- $394.25 - Accommodate Me - includes all of the above plus 1 night onsite accommodation. (total savings $20.75)
- $655.50 - Bells & Whistles - includes all of the above + professional makeup, hair styling, theme photo shoot, performance video dvd. (total savings $33.81)
- Very Pampered Siren - you save 20% off our daily rate. Let our Camp Concierge come up with a deluxe all-inclusive package including every experience listed, custom-created just for you
